The most Random and Inconsistent blog ever.

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Fantasy island.

Fantasy island.

This movie takes place in Egypt. Interesting casting, don’t you think?

This movie takes place in Egypt. Interesting casting, don’t you think?

Right…

Right…

Haaaa! Goodnight! #fedup #pahhh

Sexual chocolate!!!

Sexual chocolate!!!

I couldn’t do 2 plates on each side a week ago…#progress #yeahimakeepposting

I couldn’t do 2 plates on each side a week ago…#progress #yeahimakeepposting

Me, today! #tiredofyourshit

Last night.

Last night.

Boom. #message

Boom. #message

Fuck…

Fuck…